July302014
I’m that guy that leaves shit in random places after not wanting it. #target #sorrynotsorry #doritos #covergirl #katyperry #instagram #selfie #iwantmcdonalds

I’m that guy that leaves shit in random places after not wanting it. #target #sorrynotsorry #doritos #covergirl #katyperry #instagram #selfie #iwantmcdonalds

9PM
OMG SELFIE! Like, I had no idea like, that someone was like, taking this photo! #swag #target #selfie #omgselfie #stitches #hugmeimmexican #noerapenal #isthatyourgirl #justgotrich #aubreyhoyle  (at Target Rancho San Diego)

OMG SELFIE! Like, I had no idea like, that someone was like, taking this photo! #swag #target #selfie #omgselfie #stitches #hugmeimmexican #noerapenal #isthatyourgirl #justgotrich #aubreyhoyle (at Target Rancho San Diego)

9PM
My humor summed up in one picture.

My humor summed up in one picture.

9PM
Mind is made up.

Mind is made up.

6PM
"If I had a drink for every god damn I think about your pale skin dressed pink; then at least I’d get sleep… If I had a shot for every god damn I thought about your face and what I’ve lost; at least I’d get some sleep…" I love #sensesfail but at the same time they make me remorseful. No going back. (On a side note, running some business on this tablet, but I’d rather just get an iMac; easier to type)  (at Starbucks)

"If I had a drink for every god damn I think about your pale skin dressed pink; then at least I’d get sleep… If I had a shot for every god damn I thought about your face and what I’ve lost; at least I’d get some sleep…" I love #sensesfail but at the same time they make me remorseful. No going back. (On a side note, running some business on this tablet, but I’d rather just get an iMac; easier to type) (at Starbucks)

3PM
The best way to shed weight? Lose your appetite after a rough break up. 20 pounds in seven weeks! My jacket buttons up again, finally! #weightloss #breakup #bittersweet #suit

The best way to shed weight? Lose your appetite after a rough break up. 20 pounds in seven weeks! My jacket buttons up again, finally! #weightloss #breakup #bittersweet #suit

July292014
See this all the time at Starbucks! #starbucks #Lol #milf #milfs #hotmom #happytuesday #wolfofwallstreet (at Starbucks)

See this all the time at Starbucks! #starbucks #Lol #milf #milfs #hotmom #happytuesday #wolfofwallstreet (at Starbucks)

10AM
Grabbed a nice frap before heading to work; Good morning everyone! Don’t let anything or anyone get you down, we’re all amazing! #goodmorning #starbucks #lifeistooshort #goodvibes  (at Starbucks)

Grabbed a nice frap before heading to work; Good morning everyone! Don’t let anything or anyone get you down, we’re all amazing! #goodmorning #starbucks #lifeistooshort #goodvibes (at Starbucks)

July282014
Today God sent the prettiest sister missionaries to encourage me to go back! It’s working. Lol. #instautah

Today God sent the prettiest sister missionaries to encourage me to go back! It’s working. Lol. #instautah

2PM
Jay Leno chin! #chillin #dayoff #illbehere #moviemarathon #laundry #holler

Jay Leno chin! #chillin #dayoff #illbehere #moviemarathon #laundry #holler

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